Packing the Musket

V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.

I woke up this morning with raging morning wood so I started packing the musket in the shower.

by the steve kramer August 19, 2011

Pack of whales

A group of sexually generous females with whom one is likely to be able to enjoy sexy times.

"Oi oi, look sharp lads."
"Who even says that?"
"Never mind about that, Jeremy, we appear to have stumbled across a pack of whales!"
"Oh good! No doubt they'll have sex with us."

by Turtlefeatures May 14, 2013

PackPounding

To jump someone.
To fight a target as a group.

" 3 girls were packpounding this guy in a lunch cafateria.

by UrbanCitizen May 10, 2014

package hooper

when you stick a package of anything (i.e. drugs) up your butt

When Jackie came to maz in jail she hooped a package for him. She is a package hooper.

by trapqueen6ix July 26, 2016

packing pole

Having a big dick or bulge.

John look like he's packing pole in them sweat pants.

by Teek1247 June 14, 2017

Packety

Hoes that sleeps around for drugs.

Tajiah is a packety

by 420blazeitboi July 23, 2018

packet head

Packet head is an individual who always gets on cocaine.

you know that Sam Townsend, he's a right packet head

by Izbomb January 15, 2019