Man Perch

A man cave, but on the top floor or attic rather then the bottom floor or basement.

Person 1: Hey, where is Chuck?
Person 2: He's in the man perch.

by VARice22 October 10, 2016

Russian Percentage

A seriously mishandled percentage, generally referring to a set of percentages that exceed 100%. Usually the total sum is then alluded to being 140%. Also used to sarcastically cast doubt on a statement of 100%, insinuating that the actual percentage is lower (100 out of a 140, for example)

Derived from the Russian parliamentary election of 2011, where some TV reports claimed a voter turnout of 146%, sparking allegations of voter fraud and becoming an internet meme.

see also: 140% Russia

A: I'm 100% sure of that!
(A turns out wrong)
B: Those were Russian percentages, eh?

-or-

A: I'll do that 100% certainly until tomorrow!
B: Is that out of a 100 or a 140 percent?

by Lord_Shmebulock May 16, 2018

51 Percenter

A term describing a ideology that says you have to be 51% of a particular race so your not considered "mixed"

50-50 Your Mixed
51 Percenter-Your Black

by EmJayee February 10, 2019

80 percenter

A delusional Dallas Cowboys fan who doesn't know their facts straight and just keep talking about the Philadelphia Eagles rather than worrying about their own team. These fans are the kind of people that will talk down on an Eagles fan for getting excited about a great player pick up that didn't cost much, but will try to rub an inferior player pick up they themselves got, in the Eagles fans' face They don't hold the Cowboys accountable for mistakes instead of recognizing them and thinking of ways to improve the team. Instead, they make excuses for everything. These obnoxious fans are not to be taken seriously, as they "facts" they try to spill are totally ridiculous and they honestly give the 20% good Cowboys fans a bad name.

Man, I can't take these delusional 80 Percenters seriously with all this bull bull they be talking.

by AlexDuhGhost April 14, 2019

dick percent

When your phone battery is on 6 percent

Yo my phone is on dick percent

by Emike5 August 3, 2019

altered perceptions

Altered perceptions are a progressive deathcore/djent band signed by artery recordings, the band was formed in 2013 in lemont,illnois. They have 3 albums; void (released Sep 2013), from rise to ruin (released off 2016), and malice (released Jun 2018). To anyone who thinks these are the heaviest band ever, go suck a ducks bill... If you want heavy, infant annihilator

Man 1: dude altered perceptions are so good
Man 2: their ok
Man 1 l: they are so fuKing heavy!!!!
Man 2: *slits man 1's throAt

by Not Caleb foster September 11, 2019

colour perception

Rainbow vision: YES

Ah yes, the sky is made of blue. My colour perception is trielt going off.

by Henry the BREXIT November 11, 2019