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Pencil

Pieces of lead stuck into a wooden sheath. #2 Ticonderoga pencils are also just tree poop. Think about that the next time you try to draw an anime character you think is hot.
Jeff: I'm going to use a pencil to draw Gojo!
Ben: Bro, you do know that you're drawing Gojo with poop, right?
by SenpaiGojo February 18, 2022
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pencil me in

Add me to your calendar with a soft maybe.

Means that you make plans to chizillax wit me but that shiz aint fo sho.

Implies flexibility of plans.

This comes from a time when calendars were a written thing - you could schedule it in pen meaning you cant change it, cast it in stone meaning 100% its on, or be wishy washy and pencil it in so you could erase and change it if need be.

can be used as n expression of flexibility:

Tom: Want to smoke a blunt with me Saturday night?

Dick: I’ll be home after work

Tom: pencil me in for seven.

Dick FO SHO, U gonna SMD?

Tom: Nah
Pencil me in for 7 o’clock I may be a little bit late
by NYCGAY March 5, 2022
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Pencil

A sharp object used to gouge out eyes. It is also rarely used to write on paper. Get yourself a mechanical one it works far better.
Grab a pencil and get to work.
by h.ddd June 1, 2021
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Pencil dick

Derogatory term used to insult a male's organ. Essentially saying they have no width.
Hey, where you going, Pencil Dick?
(Laughs) Home
No way, we walk Amy home first.
by CripCuz November 27, 2024
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Pencil Johnson

'Pencil Johnson' is a new term that surfaced on the streets of Las Vegas, and it means: Shoving a crack pipe down your scrotum.
"Yo man I just Pencil Johnson'd myself last night, that shit was lit" - Some crack user.
by Pencil J. January 7, 2025
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Pencil sharpener

Jimmy needed to use the pencil sharpener he slipped Sophia $20
by Hdjdisjdisosksosjeje July 1, 2025
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