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Panty Mullet

A pubic hairstyle where the top half above the penis or vagina is neatly trimmed as the underside, below the balls or below the vagina, is long and full of volume. Business up top, party on the balls. There are other variations of pubic styling; panty stash, panty Hitler, ect.
"Dude, I was doing this chick and she had a mean panty mullet going on!"
by Bagelboiz69 June 22, 2009
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Panty Monster

A popular pet name from a girlfriend's tuna cave.
Boy: Hey, do you want to play Wild Ones?
Girl: The panty monster is hungry.
by Manbazooka April 30, 2010
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PantyChrist

A woman who embodies all that a man would want but ultimately denies him love.
I want Laura so bad, but she is such a PantyChrist... I'll never get that lovin'
by DJ-Zamboni December 1, 2010
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panty moths

The chrysalises of seldom-seen white, diaphanous moths native to the dark moist climes of Chesterfield, New Jersey and Surf City, New Jersey. It dines almost exclusively on nuts.
I went to the free clinic to see about getting rid of my panty moths and they said I needed to call Orkin. Bitches.
by WordMeister64 September 1, 2011
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panty mannequin

Panty Mannequin: A Store Mannequin that displays Panties either in a window display or department store floor. Usually inciting harassment by even the most mature customers because of its ridiculous appearance.
Hey Dude, Check out that stinky Panty Mannequin!
by RedHandedJill84 June 29, 2016
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executive panty search

When you are pulled aside for secondary screening at the airport and they don't find anything that they were allegedly looking for.
TSA: "Excuse me miss, can you gather your belongings and step over here. WE NEED A FEMALE WAND OVER HERE!"

Passenger: "Oh great, apparently I've just qualified for the executive panty search."

TSA: (after fondling and finding nothing) "You are free to go, have a nice day!"
by nickynicnic November 30, 2010
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Norse Pantheon worship

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the Norse gods.
by Judge dredd7 July 23, 2011
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