A subtle, plausibly deniable insult used when a person is getting on your nerves. Respond to the person or imitate them in a way that is socially excessive. This is usually done as a last resort when there is no other way to get back at the person. Made most famous by fast food employees who put on way too many toppings in response to a complaining customer.
That is the third time that girl over there has told me the burger is too cold, so this time I put 8 slices of onions on it.
Josh is always making loud noises when he eats. Now whenever he's near me I give him sarcastic onions and make even louder noises.
Josh is always making loud noises when he eats. Now whenever he's near me I give him sarcastic onions and make even louder noises.
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The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.
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Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.
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Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.
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Get the Horny Onion mug.When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"
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