Top Deck

Top deck...

Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.

"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck

by TopDeck August 20, 2022

I only play water decks

One of the most based people on duelingbook

I only play water decks is extremely based

by AGenericUser May 1, 2022

Friendship Destroyer’s Deck

When you play UNO and everything you have is an UNO reverse

I won last night with the Friendship Destroyer’s Deck.

by Puffsie<3 November 10, 2022

Upper deck

The act of shitting in someone's mouth.

Harrison: Ay Tony whatcha doin for your birthday?
Tony: Well I want you to upper deck my fuckin toilet
Harrison: Shit if you say so

by theachiever September 25, 2022

The Deck

The Deck is a concept in Clash Royale that there is always a deck that can perfectly hard counter yours.

Person 1: “Bro, I was on a 6-game win streak until I came across The Deck.”
Person 2: Damn

by Mr FlutePiano January 15, 2022

Tech Decking

That is not what you say, you say FINGERBOARDING. Not "Tech Decking".

See that dude tech decking?
Mike Schneider: Dude. It's called FINGERBOARDING.

by fingerboard god June 2, 2022

deck

a place all men drink beers while sitting and playing country music

Man 1, Hey wanna beer
man 2, yeah sure
man 2, drinks while playing music on the deck

by Mr. Disappointment December 7, 2021