glass dick

Well, I think you all know by now, it's a

CRACK PIPE !!!

OK, glass dick... the pronunciation is important here...

Bray like a donkey...

GLA.A.A.A.A.S DICK !!!!

GLAAAAAAAAAS DICK !!!!!!

(Shows what losers crackheads are, see ??)

by Johnny Chingas June 14, 2009

Decky Glass

An umbrella term for a working man working down under aka OZ. Often in the works of screeding, brick laying, labouring etc. The working man that goes by Glass, is of A list celeb status and can often be seen curting Delta Goodrem, whilst holding a can of fosters, whilst buying a pair of uggs, whilst having the crik. Regularly wrestles crocodiles and absofukincuntandbastardandlutely has a want in him.

What's the crik Decky Glass?
You buy me some uggs Decky Glass?
Decky Glass is class

by crikbeyyy March 07, 2012

Tempered Glasses

The effect apparently caused by the tempered glass of car windows where a person will appear much more attractive than they do outside of their car.

Especially pronounced when wearing beer goggles!

Dood! Those chicks looked so hot when they were in their car, but when they got out at the gas station, they were brown-baggers!

Another case of tempered glasses.

by paschasc May 07, 2009

Perfect Glass

A cocktail glass, filled with a shot of straight liquor (Scotch preferred), with rocks or without, and meant to be enjoyed for the drinking and the company, rather than getting drunk.

Hey man it's good to see you again - why don't we each pour ourselves a perfect glass and catch up?

My drink of choice is a perfect glass of whiskey/Scotch/vodka.

by aliastx August 28, 2010

Glass hoe

When girls trying to be sexy through windows but just look like caged monkeys.

Guy1: wow look at that girl through that window
Guy2: oh she a glass hoe

by Infinitelyyourshoe July 29, 2014

Jimmy Glass

Any achievement where during the course of your normal job you luck out and become hailed as a hero despite being hugely mediocre up until that point. Usually a sporting reference; and most likely a once in a lifetime event.
Origin; Carlisle United on loan goalkeeper who scored winning goal in extra time to maintain league status of the club.

Jenson Button, what a lucktard becoming F1 world champ, the Jimmy Glass of motor racing.

by MrAubergine March 12, 2010

stephanie glass

A totally sexy mama with many talents, the most gorgeous creature on the planet.

"Oh my god, you see that foxy mama over there?"
"Oh yeah, shes a total Stephanie Glass}."

by gnightknight July 05, 2019