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Stoned God

A god to surpass all gods. every child should be taught to worship the stoned god as everyone who follows the stoned god is blessed with the dankest of kush.
by LP97 May 29, 2018
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Shea Stone

Shea is a soft e girl who probably secretly watches anime constantly. She is actually suuuuuuper funny but has so many Xbox friends 🙄 jk jk she’s pretty nice. Also she’s obsessed w the tibzanata
Oh ya Shea stone I know her she was in my Xbox party last night
by “THAT” person October 25, 2019
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Moe's Stone

After overeating at Moe's southwest grill, A moes stone is a collection of cheese, compacted tortilla chips, guacamole, and other gut wrenching mexican delights that form a harder than concrete ball or "stone" in ones stomach. It will leave one in complete misery until the stone can be removed surgically and emergently. Moes stones are very common in the overzealous hungry bellies of pregnant women.
"Oh my god.....I ate way to much Moe's again. I can feel the Moe's stone forming in my belly. It will rip my butt if i pass it naturally. Please get me a surgeon and stretchy pants before my pregnancy hormones drive me to eat more moes, and the moes stone grows hair and legs!
by I warned you Emily January 24, 2014
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Boned to the Stone

When you’re so stoned that you start subconsciously switching the beginning sounds in words
E-cig ripped the bong so hard that he got boned to the stone
by Asian Tom Cruise May 8, 2019
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stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock
I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock
by A real dads dad March 4, 2016
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boosting stones

Having sex with a remote controller of a gaming system while smoking crack and beating Mario Cart for the umpteenth time.
Sorry I missed your call... I was boosting stones.
by @duckoff February 16, 2017
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Sebastien stone

Better than ollie, owen, luke and flynn and the coolest guy you can ever meet. Incredibly sexy and all the ladies love him
“Isn’t Sebastien stone sexy?”
I know right!”
by Fragrance man May 22, 2022
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