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Air Woody

The imaginary erection a woman gets when she's excited about something.
She had an air woody when her boyfriend told her that he was going to buy her the red dress she liked.
by Goosey Goose January 9, 2011
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air shit

Fart, smells bad, it almost looks like a floating cloud of brown gas.
I floated an air shit in the lift.
by Erich ULner October 5, 2006
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air duster

An aerosol can usually filled with 134a gas 1,1,1,2-Tetrafluoroethane for non-flammable applications or 152a when flammability is not a factor.
Distributors Choice Air Duster 134a or Distributors Choice 152a Air Duster sold as "MEGA DUSTER" used for "DUSTING" electronics.
by Laci Ward September 20, 2006
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air mail

I had a cabbage and bean salad for lunch, which although very tasty and healthy, left me with a great deal of air mail.
by Cockaseega July 10, 2009
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air 69

a standard 69 sex position excet the man lifts the woman upside down so she can suck him while he sucks her
Guy How was your date last night
Dude It was great! after dinner we air 69ed at the park
Guy Great!
by ironman256 December 11, 2012
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Air Jordan

A dense, lingering fart that stays afloat punishing anyone on its path.
I just Air Jordan'd myself
That was quite the Air Jordan
That Air Jordan stinks!
He just Air Jordan'd under the covers and pushed my head in there.
by Colonel Kurtz Ph.D June 8, 2009
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Air Cadet

Air cadets are the highest form of cadet, many army cadets ( cannon fodder ) and sea cadets ( splashy spastics) like to believe they are smarter and more intelligent than us

When it's our firsts night of the month we tidy the building inside and out, we take pride in our uniform and are careful to not get mud on our wedgewoods/best blues and working blues, many other cadets like to think it's us being snobby, during camps we tend to be the tidiest and have he best uniform standards, many army cadets call us pigeons and say that we don't fly real planes, but we do, we also do field craft which is what the "army cadets" focus on, we mainly focus on our drill and atc knowledge, our ranking system is more rewarding and ethical, we even allow facial hair on cadets!!
Air cadet: why is stores so messy
Air cadet 2: must've been the army cadets using our stuff again.

Air cadet: hey guys I controlled a tutor last weekend

Army cadet: don't you mean a vr system cause you pigeons don't fly real planes
Air cadet: yes we do pongo
by cadet warrant officer September 10, 2019
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