dad period

When your dad's being weird awkward and needs something to blame his mood on

Sorry dude I can't hang out today, my dad's on his dad period

by Pratt dad March 27, 2017

Period Blood

Blood that tastes good

Period blood tastes amazing

by Kokichiouma November 12, 2022

period stomach

The stomach ache and subsequent bathroom incidents associated with being on, or being close to starting, your period. This can interfere with dates, meetings, and especially exercise. The connection between the uterus and bowels remains largely a mystery.

I want to go for a run, but I have period stomach and I don't want to poo my pants.

by shakalaka999 May 5, 2014

period sticker

when a pad is so small its more like a "congratulations sticker"

jimmy:*sticks period sticker to timmy*
timmy:wtf
jimmy:congrats on ur period

by raybeez April 8, 2022

period coffee

When you forget your menstrual cup in the electric kettle and make coffee for your friends.

I accidentally made period coffee for you! Sorry about that.

by Ninja-katten October 9, 2018

cum period

monthly cramps and pains in the penis/balls area when a boy doesn’t cum for prolonged periods of time, usually 2-3 days.

ah, i can’t run right now, my cum periods hurt too much

by jetts October 26, 2022

period uh

unslay.

omfg rebecca is so period uh

by anonymous banana lol September 24, 2022