front buns

mooseknuckle, cameltoe, ninja foot. When the shape of a fat bitch's twat is blatantly visible through tight pants.
Damn, check out the front buns on that whale!!!
by Craig Williams October 22, 2004
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Shut the Front Door

A more family-friendly term for "Shut the f*** up!" Originally coined by an 8th grader to a) seriously annoy the teachers and b) shock delicate ears as they thought ahead of his speech.
Ehhhmahgawwwd, did you hear and Brittany and Lindsay and Mark? Apparently, according to Brenda, they-

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
by Veronica Stiletto November 25, 2010
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back-front-wiper

When A Woman's crotch smells like she wiped her ass from back to front. . .
Dang bro I was just about to go down on her and it hit me in the face like a back-front-wiper!
by IIIII TK IIIII December 06, 2010
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Front Pocket Guilt

Direct Guilt. Saying something to make someone else feel bad, but not disguising the guilt in any way. Directly giving them the guilt instead of hinting at it. Usually to gain something desired, such as food or money, etc.
Son/Daughter: "Mom! I so hungry. You haven't fed me all day! Make me something!"
Mom: "Make it yourself, Front Pocket Guilt doesn't work on me."
by Morokai March 13, 2014
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front page website

A website where the majority of content is found on the front page.
The sites usually have lots of links to other websites.
Enviromation.net is a front page website. You get all the information you need from the home page.
by BessieBoop October 21, 2013
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Front Row Oreo

An individual who always chooses to sit in the front row of any class or presentation. This person has a high propensity for learning and tends to be spited by the rest of the class for their social alienation, excessive study habits, and tenancy to throw any potential grading curve.
That damn Front Row Oreo is really making us look like slackers.
by MyPseudonym12 February 08, 2011
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Front row fattys

The overweight girls who are always in the front row watching any small venue band. They know all the words to every song and insist on letting you know they know the words... They bake cookies or a cake and have signs for every band members birthday.
FRF's guitar sniffers cake bakers Band Beasts Front Row Fattys
by flax64 February 04, 2010
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