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Shut the Front Door

A more family-friendly term for "Shut the f*** up!" Originally coined by an 8th grader to a) seriously annoy the teachers and b) shock delicate ears as they thought ahead of his speech.
Ehhhmahgawwwd, did you hear and Brittany and Lindsay and Mark? Apparently, according to Brenda, they-

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
by Veronica Stiletto November 28, 2010
mugGet the Shut the Front Doormug.

back-front-wiper

When A Woman's crotch smells like she wiped her ass from back to front. . .
Dang bro I was just about to go down on her and it hit me in the face like a back-front-wiper!
by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010
mugGet the back-front-wipermug.

two front war

When you date two different girls that are friends, and both of them just now found out that you also date their friend.
Please dont till anyone at work that im banging Emily at sales departement. Specially not mention it to Hanna at engineering. Im trying to avoid a two front war
by ISbit February 18, 2017
mugGet the two front warmug.

this whore in front of me

Some random stank who sucks dick on the low. Or a daily basis, you choose.
Eww, she's such a stank! Who is this whore in front of me !!
by Kikzehs July 10, 2016
mugGet the this whore in front of memug.

Front my drip

to front on someone else's "drip" means to lie on or attempt to tarnish one's character with the intention of publicly damaging one's reputation
Y'all really trying to front my drip right now for no reason!
by Rapper Bios March 11, 2022
mugGet the Front my dripmug.

Front Row Oreo

An individual who always chooses to sit in the front row of any class or presentation. This person has a high propensity for learning and tends to be spited by the rest of the class for their social alienation, excessive study habits, and tenancy to throw any potential grading curve.
That damn Front Row Oreo is really making us look like slackers.
by MyPseudonym12 February 25, 2011
mugGet the Front Row Oreomug.

Front row fattys

The overweight girls who are always in the front row watching any small venue band. They know all the words to every song and insist on letting you know they know the words... They bake cookies or a cake and have signs for every band members birthday.
FRF's guitar sniffers cake bakers Band Beasts Front Row Fattys
by flax64 February 4, 2010
mugGet the Front row fattysmug.

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