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french noob

A french noob is a a person that just because being french automatically becomes a noob in every game that exists and will ever exist.
While some people don't agree with this theory ,expert sociologists published a research which supported this theory making it, by definition , undeniable .
Game chat:
Person 1: Why did you start, if you don't want to play?
Person 2: Quit
French noob: Didnt know i had to go this early
French noob: I can´t play anymore so...
French noob: A defeat will not make u lose u_u
Person 2: ur french?
French noob: Yeah why?
Person 2: lmao
by graffiti36 November 20, 2011
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Noobator

Some one who either fails or is really bad at masturbation.
Mostly used in online games while flameing some one.
In rare instances may be used in the real world to flame some one.
1. oh my god!!! you stole my spawn, you noobator!!!
2. ahhhh I am such a noobator, i ripped my scrotum.
by f22ace248 January 14, 2008
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Someone who is a complete noob at anything and everything that has to do with a computer. Popularized by the infamous hacker J-dan.
Cody is a Pantsy Noob he doesint know what a keyboard is.
by Necrotic May 23, 2006
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google noob

a person who types the entire web address in the google search box,can be modified to fit yahoo,ask,etc.
google noob types in google search box:
________________________
|www.mesonooby.com/andgay|

friend:your such a google noob......mr bush!!!
by american.dream_eater July 20, 2008
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noob of the month

an award given to someone who was an idiot or made a complete jackass of himself or just plain sucks at life
Guy1: hey man did u see robert the other day, he fell up the steps!
Guy2: yea man we gave him the noob of the month award
by Hellrazer360 November 21, 2007
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Crust Noob

Eating only the crust on a well made pizza that is not stuffed crust. Also being a total failure in anything you attempt
Kyser was a crust noob last night, total failure at Pizza Hut
by Uzi507 March 17, 2010
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noob

1.someone that lacks the essentials for doing a task, most commonly used for playing video games.2. a person that talks alot of shit even though they suck balls at it
guy 1: dude i'll freaking kick ur ass in C.O.D 4 be-ach!
guy 2: ok, let's see then ya retarded mofo.
... AFTER THE GAME
guy 1: stfu you loser, you are a freaking hacker bitch, theres no way you could have won
guy 2: really, 75 kills to 12 kills? dude you suck balls, freaking noobs these days gosh!
by modern warfare 2, please April 11, 2009
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