A phrase you say to someone when they are telling a story about their past and altering it to make them look good
Jessica: "Back in Junior year, I was in such great shape! Half the hockey team asked me to go to the prom!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"
by von groovy June 8, 2019
Get the more like your wishtorymug. A true statement that just simply states facts. (I do love you more by the way, the internet says so and the internet is always right)
by rainingontheroof December 10, 2019
Get the I Love You Moremug. A joke phrase usually posted in the comment section of a YouTube animator. It originates from a series of animations called Leo and Satan by OneyNG. People continuously asked him to make more episodes when he stopped, which led other users to comment the phrase "make more leo and satan" to animators who have a similar humor/style to Oney.
by Crackernut July 25, 2020
Get the Make More Leo and Satanmug. Ally: Hey Victoria?
Victoria: Yeah?
Ally: TOMORROW THERE'LL BE MORE OF US
Victoria:
Victoria:
Ally: Wait Victoria please don't cry I'm sorry-
Victoria: Yeah?
Ally: TOMORROW THERE'LL BE MORE OF US
Victoria:
Victoria:
Ally: Wait Victoria please don't cry I'm sorry-
by Sir. Sing-a-alot February 16, 2019
Get the tomorrow there'll be more of usmug. aka MBTD, or B>D
Should be self-explanatory, but if you need a hint:
Describes a male of the species suffering from testosterone poisoning to the degree that he operates an overly powerful and/or noisy vehicle in a manner hazardous to others, presumably in an effort to proclaim his overwhelming manhood to those others.
Hopefully he will claim the Darwin Award that is rightfully his prior to maiming or killing the more responsible humans in the vicinity.
Should be self-explanatory, but if you need a hint:
Describes a male of the species suffering from testosterone poisoning to the degree that he operates an overly powerful and/or noisy vehicle in a manner hazardous to others, presumably in an effort to proclaim his overwhelming manhood to those others.
Hopefully he will claim the Darwin Award that is rightfully his prior to maiming or killing the more responsible humans in the vicinity.
Phrase inspired this afternoon by a schmuck driving a red Merc C63 AMG at at least 20mph over the limit in the Geary tunnel in SF (I assume to hear his manly V8 echoes), and continuing to swerve around traffic westward into the sunset...
Since he is obviously compensating for, ahem, shortcomings in other areas, the dude in question definitely exhibits more balls than dick.
Since he is obviously compensating for, ahem, shortcomings in other areas, the dude in question definitely exhibits more balls than dick.
by Clever Boffin March 14, 2014
Get the more balls than dickmug. People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
Get the more issues than tissuesmug. This rule states that if someone has three or more affectations from the neck up (i.e. garish scarves, ostentatious earrings, extravagant nose rings, designer glasses, gaudy facial hair, etc.) is probably an attention-starved prick. It is strongly advised that attention-starved pricks guilty of violating this policy cease and desist at once.
Guy 1: Look at that guy and his ridiculous mustache, glasses, and scarf.
Guy 2: Yeah, he is definitely breaking the Three or More Affectations Rule.
Guy 2: Yeah, he is definitely breaking the Three or More Affectations Rule.
by So-Called Person February 15, 2014
Get the Three or More Affectations Rulemug.