Nessiya

Nessiya is a tall girl who's nice to all her friends. She doesn't like to be in the spotlight and cares for others more than herself.

She likes to have a close group of friends but it's not hard for her to make them. She's a cool person to be around and while she can be weird and kinda dumb, she can also be very responsible and trustworthy, you could tell her anything and she will listen.
She will also fight anyone for you and try to keep you as safe as possible while still joking around with you.

Person 1: Have you met Nessiya?
Person 2: Yeah she's kinda weird but she's cool.
Person 1: True, I like hanging with her though.
Person 2: Same.

by Hoodie67 March 6, 2019

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Nésean

A Funnny guy who loves talking and is pretty annoying sometimes but make you kaufh .

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by Jamesnaesmith March 25, 2019

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Nassau

The Nassau is a type of wager in golf that is essentially three separate bets. Money is wagered on the best score on each of the front nine (holes 1–9), back nine (holes 10–18), and total 18 holes. The Nassau is one of golf's most classic and best known wagers. It is also known by the size of the bets, e.g. "2-2-2" or "5-5-5", etc. Enhancements to the rules include a Nassau Press (bet) and the Hog Press, Renaming for convenience is common at various clubs when rules are adjusted to suit club demographics. The Usual (bet) is one example. The purpose is to avoid explaining the basic rules including applicable Junk (bets) over and over to the same damn clowns who just can’t remember (or pretend not to remember) the rules of the game.

Golfer 1 - Gents, I have a suggestion. Let’s play a traditional $5 Nassau today, sound good?
Golfer 2 – Oh my God…you’re such a fuckin’ pussy with this $5 Nassau shit…fine…whatever!!

by Just another clown June 18, 2020

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Nassau Press

The Nassau Press is a side bet, in addition to the original bet, offered during a Nassau match by the side that is losing in an effort to even their money for either the front nine, back nine or overall. If the player who "presses" (offers the press) then beats his opponent over the remaining holes on a given nine or the overall, he wins the press bet. In effect it is a double-or-nothing proposition. When a side/overall is two or more points down in the match, they may request a press. The opposition has the option to accept or reject the press, although it is usually accepted. See Hog Press for a variation to these rules.

The press bet runs for only the remaining holes to be played on either the front nine, back nine holes or overall. In addition, a press on overall (the entire 18 holes) by the losing opponent will continue throughout the match as a new bet even up at the time of the press. For true junkies, Press bets can themselves be pressed if the player falls two points behind on the press bet. The amount of the press bet is the same as the original match bet. For example, in a $2 Nassau, presses are for $2. This is basically a double-or-nothing proposition for the player in the lead.

Losing Team – Ok, we’re 2 down so we’re calling a Nassau Press…good luck gentleman, may the best team win!
Leading Team – Ha! They don’t call us Ice and Black Jack for nothing! Kiss that money goodbye suckers!! Heck we went 73 and 74 in Four Ball Finals 5 years ago…best rounds of the year…on the same day!!

by Just another clown June 20, 2020

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