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tough mitten

A Tough mitten is used to define someone who acts hard but is actually soft. The choke or punch won't hurt or be affective.
He is a tough mitten but still made me bruised.
by Standbyme33 March 13, 2025
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tough mitten

A Tough mitten is used to define someone who acts hard but is actually soft. The choke or punch won't hurt or be affective.
He is a tough mitten but still made me bruised.
by Standbyme33 March 13, 2025
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tough mittens

A person who acts tough but is overall soft.
Tough mittens still made me bruised.
by Standbyme33 March 13, 2025
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Butt Mutter

A low, rumbling fart, not quite silent, but by no means a foghorn
"Man, I'm glad that one came out as a butt Mutter; momma woulda paddled me if I let one rip in church again."
by qvackhead May 15, 2025
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Shit mittens

The improvised action of cutting out the lining or fabric from one’s pants pocket to repurpose it as an emergency substitute for toilet paper when no conventional options are available, often in desperate or remote situations. This makeshift solution provides a quick, albeit unconventional, means of personal hygiene, though it may result in compromised clothing integrity.
In the heat of a top-secret op behind enemy lines, Private Murphy, facing a dire “logistical crisis” with no TP in sight, stealthily converted his camo pants into shit mittens—proving once again that soldiers improvise, adapt, and overcome… even if it means walking funny for the rest of the mission.
by VoodooJack November 16, 2025
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Double snow filled mittens

The act of two guys scissoring with the tips of their penis' inside the other's anus and simultaneously ejaculating
T-dot and Branduski were overwhelmed with joy after creating double snow filled mittens
by Branduski/T-Dot June 7, 2018
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put the mittens on em

Nkcubz wasn't playing he really put the mittens on em
by anonymous November 6, 2022
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