Ford Mustang

Like ass-holes.... everyone has one.

Man #1: There goes another Ford Mustang.
Man #2: Yep and there are only a few million more that are exactly the same. They are like ass holes, everyone has one.
Man #1: So very true

by MadSpleen85 January 10, 2007

egyptian mustache

While having intercourse "doggy style" and chewing tobacco, you spit on her anus and finger her anus. then you ejaculate on her anus. you then smear the concoction on her upper lip, thus giving her an "Egyptian Mustache".

Last might I gave Joni an Egyptian mustache. It was amazing.

by vagrantvix January 27, 2007

mustang

will get owned by a Camaro, and for any of you ppl who think they "know the muscle era" youd know the Pontiac GTO is the first muscle car to unleashed out on the markey.

Mustangs will get pwned by any muscle car, especially the Camaro!

Id put my money on an AMC Gremlin than a Fucker Only Runs Downhill (ford) Mustang.

by James Lowe July 27, 2005

banana mustache

peeling off the condom after sex using the girls nostrils and upper lip.

"Daaaaamn Latoya! Yous got a creamy banana mustache!!!

by Stuart Milton August 25, 2008

Mustang

A sporty car made by a unreliable manufacture that goes by the name of Ford. The mustangs best years were its earliest, and ever since then the model went down the shit hole. the only way a mustang stands a chance against anything is if it doesn't break down before it reaches the starting line. many mustang owners brag about how they can waste fuel economy cars such as the civic. in reality in an endurance race the mustang is left standing, and most imported cars with a couple of modifications to free breathing and exhaust would leave a mustang for dead in a twisty circuit, because muscle cars are designed to go in a straight line. all in all, for some it's still worth arguing, but when you get a grip on reality and realize that Ford makes both the mustang, and the Focus, all hope is lost.

A. Hey look at that mustang!
B. Where?
A. On the side of the road where else?
B. Yea I guess. It's also sporting a lovely cloud of smoke pouring out of the hood.

by jesus720 December 20, 2008

ford mustang

The ultimate chick car. Tall, boxy, and a puny CI motor putting out even worse to the rear wheels. Can give most economy cars a run for their money, other than that its for high school girls to cruise around with the top off.

Natalie just got a Mustang Gt, her parents didnt want to give her anything too fast.

by Jose April 22, 2005

mustain

This is the brown skidmark/s left in the toilet after taking a dump.

I place a little bit of toilet paper in the bowl first, that way I don't make and mustains.

I had to flush twice because of the gruesome mustain that turd left.

by Troy Cross June 22, 2009