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Muddy Butt Slimes

The worst possible boul movement of your life, it’s the worst of the worst, hell if it was a shit, your sliding around on the toilet trying to keep traction but all of the feces beneath your ass is keeping you from staying on the seat, your yet to know what happens next, so you accept your fate.
Yo bro that Taco Bell gave me the worst muddy butt slimes of my life.
by LIMINALGINGER May 6, 2024
mugGet the Muddy Butt Slimesmug.

The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.
Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.
by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020
mugGet the The Muddy Mother Birdmug.

Muddy Marquez

While attempting the Dirty Sanchez, you unknowningly fill your finger full of poo, leaving mud all over your unsuspecting partners lip.
I should have known better than to attempt the Dirty Sanchez after a cheap dinner. She was pissed, to say the lest with her Muddy Marquez!
by FranDiggidy May 27, 2018
mugGet the Muddy Marquezmug.

the muddy rudder

Having your partner shit on your penis and then smacking them across the face repeatedly with it.
Sally and John did the muddy rudder last night.
by Nigger_lyncher_420 July 23, 2014
mugGet the the muddy ruddermug.

Muddy Puddle

by ULSTER IS IRISH YOOO March 30, 2023
mugGet the Muddy Puddlemug.

muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit
I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.
by jimhalper April 18, 2018
mugGet the muddy snail trailmug.

muddy rimjob

When the rimjob got a little more brown than it should.
“Yeah last weekend I gave Sam a muddy rimjob.”
by Lemonboolaiid March 15, 2024
mugGet the muddy rimjobmug.

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