muddy nest

Dude where you shit on a moe and smear it in with your ass
faggets get this alot, you wash it out by pissing on the shit and wiping it with your ass
by MINGER March 12, 2005
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The Muddy Keech

Come over Saturday so we can do the muddy Keech. My doctor says prostate health is important for senior citizens!
by Sparkle-muffin June 06, 2024
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Muddy Coles

A Muddy Coles is the act of taking a sexual parter to the frozen section of a Coles supermarket and vigorously fingering their anus.

This can be performed as a duo act known as the Double Muddy Coles. Two hands, two anuses.
Me and the missus went to grab some frozen fish but I ended up slamming her with a Muddy Coles.
by KnightsHelm April 01, 2017
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the muddy mako shark

When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.
That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.
by zRozin January 27, 2021
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Muddy Broomstick

The act of sexual intercourse via the back passage. (The insertion and thrusting of the erect penis or penis analogue into a person's anus.)
"I totally got a muddy broomstick last night."

"we did the muddy broomstick"
by alexb934 February 18, 2014
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muddy gems

If you expect to get any tonight you'd best clean those muddy gems.
by 100010001 April 14, 2016
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muddy gems

That old man had quite a filthy set of muddy gems. She said he needs to clean his balls before they play.
by 100010001 June 01, 2016
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