when you are doing anal sex and the girl takes a shit on your dick and the man proceeds to put it in her mouth
by dirty sock April 12, 2009
Get the muddy stickmug. When you defecate into a teapot while tea or coffee is brewing, with the express purpose of tricking someone into learning what your poop tastes like. Often accompanied by a nursery rhyme of the same name.
Woman A: I’m a muddy teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, “I’m full of shit, kids!”
Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?
Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.
Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.
Woman A: *grins*
Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?
Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.
Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.
Woman A: *grins*
by CountOlaf69 August 16, 2024
Get the muddy teapotmug. Originating from sixteenth century French sailors, who would spend many days out at sea in poor hygienic conditions. This term is used in the gay community to refer to the instance when one partner does not properly clean their ass before sex.
by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021
Get the Muddy ruddermug. by thebadgirly January 18, 2022
Get the Muddymug. Putting a piece of bread on the glass table as the recipient awaits the splatter from a night of Indian food
by Interloper81 May 30, 2018
Get the muddy cupcakemug. by 15plackj April 2, 2024
Get the Muddymug. while engaging in anal sex,the penis is removed and if there is a large quantity of fecal matter around the penis's head. Like an anchor being lifted from a muddy bottom.....
by ryfidelity January 2, 2011
Get the Muddy Anchormug.