I bet you cant mount a tv

A person who can't handle cocaine.

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine

by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021

Mount Everest

Mother Nature’s erected nipplesthat will burst with milfy milk when it wants snow on top

Have you ever seen Mount Everest

Yeah my wife touched tips with it

by Jackparker November 3, 2017

Mount Stromboli

Some active volcanic island in Italy that people built a town on for some reason.

Person 1: Why he being a Stromboli?
Person 2: What you talk about?
Person 1: He is putting his "valuables" right next to the hazard zone, just like David Cameron with the dead pig's mouth.
Person 3: Mount Stromboli!!!111

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

mounted shooting

A sport for baddie horse people where they ride a horse and shoot a revolver at a series of balloons and are timed

Ans is a baddie cuz she does mounted shooting.

by that one clumsie girl June 19, 2025

Mount rushmore

A schoolyard brwal

They outside having a Mount Rushmore.

by Freddyfriday June 16, 2025

Euro Mount

Butt stuff.

I'm doing a euro mount for some guys at work

by WowOkayTriggered November 23, 2016

surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle

When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.

by DumDumDugan December 21, 2016