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Motherfuckology 

What you will learn on the John McClane school of Asskicking. How to give a person you don't like a motherfucking ass kick.
"I went to the John McClane school of Asskicking. I use what I learnt on the course of Motherfuckology to kick people's ass."

motherfucker 

people who have sex with mature women.
oh yeah im a motherfucker because i had sex with lily's mom.
motherfucker by jojomother February 14, 2013

fuck motherfucker 

termed used by John Travolta in the film Pulp Fiction to described a situation of extreme anger
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck motherfucker. I just bought this tuxedo and can't believe I ripped it.
fuck motherfucker by jasdub April 8, 2007

Motherfuckers Day 

John: Hey Doug, Happy Motherfuckers Day, motherfucker !

Doug: That's today? Shit, I forgot to buy my dad a present.
Motherfuckers Day by babybeeks July 22, 2014

rice burning motherfucker 

A term used in Viet Nam to define a Viet Namese person. Derogatory term for any East Asian
" Look at all them rice burning motherfuckers coming out of the treeline!"

Turn this Big Motherfucker left, Troy! 

1.

Classic line by Samuel L. Jackson (that guy ALWAYS has the best lines) on the Internet Phenomenon film 'Snakes On A Plane' as Samuel's character and Kenan, from 'Kenan and Kel' try to hoist the plane left for an emergency landing after the co-pilot was killed by snakebite, whilst plummetting down to certain death.

2. Said in emergency life threatening situations where you are dependant on someone less able than you to save you from doom.

3. When you are in a car that is going to crash into another because you are moving too fast, this is the line you say just before you meet your death.
*Two friends in a car speeding..suddenly approaching a lorry that can't see them*
John : Shit , we're gonna die slow down, he's coming right at you Trebecc!
Trebbecc : Argh! The steering wheel came off! Shit shouldn't have joyrided with my mom's ran down car!
*The approaching lorry nears close, inch close to crashing*
John : ARGHHHH!! TURN THIS BIG MOTHERFUCKER LEFT , TROY!

*they die*

Example 2 :
*Guy has to lift something heavy and take it upstairs*
*Grunts to himself* : TURN THIS BIG MOTHERFUCKER LEFT, TROY!