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a lad called mark hatton with a huge hairy mole on his chin it is so hairy he hto shave it evry day.
he is also a child MOLE-ester because he watches children playin,with his bonoculars.
his mole is huge and hairy and takes up his full face
theres mole run!
we might get mole-ertized
by danny July 1, 2004
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Moleman United

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.
The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.
by Chris Gaskin August 28, 2008
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Mole

abbr. Mole is an abbreviation for a muddy hole. This would usually be in the ground and usually contains wet soil, also known as mud.
"Come on George, get out of that Mole"
by Wazuupster January 14, 2008
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molek

wow your mole shoots alot of molek.
by teabag2 August 11, 2009
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Molecular Theory

A theory written by Thomas Paine in 1897

The theory states;

"Chipped tooth hoes give the best bop(blowjobs)"
A girl from the ghetto wih a chipped tooth automatically can give someone a good blowjob because of her chipped tooth. This is because of the Molecular Theory.
by Wayne Bluth November 30, 2009
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mole

a slightly humourous facial freckle. often ugly and pertruding.

moles are also used as a scientific measurement.
how many moles is that mole?
by allthenamesaretakenlol1234 December 8, 2009
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Whack a mole

When a man slapps the rectal prolape of his partner with his penis.
I played Whack a mole with that tranny last night.
by xXxenophobe February 25, 2009
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