Monke

"Reject humanity return to Monke"

Dude: broo ha we humans are sooo cooool we like have brains duuude

Monke: bro Monke can do flip

by JETMASS February 6, 2021

Salty Monk

Rhyming slang for spunk (gentlemans relish) and also a drinking establishment in South West England.

Mark - 'OOhhh AAhhh that feels so good, I am so close right now, where do you want me to come?'

Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'

by AliUK September 16, 2010

Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats

“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”

by Lilac Petal July 22, 2022

Monk

An individual who is unbelievably good at what he does, his specialty. A person so centered on this special skill his/her lifelong pursuit that it has cost him in social skills. She/he is a bit of an oddball, nonfunctional in many other areas of their Life.

Like the TV series "Monk" would be a good fictional caricature. A more real caricature would be Stephen Hawking among the world of physicists or Carl Sagan on the cosmos. These roots have obvious beginnings in the spiritual or religious monks of the monastery only applied to modern day times.

by Cave Elf April 2, 2016

monke

monke is superior being to us w shoulld all strive to be more like monke

monke

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monke

hey bro did you return to monke today?

by shningus July 17, 2022

Monk

Someone who is acting like a rerard person but who is not actually retarded.

Romy is so stoned, she is walking like a monk.

by Faalerie April 17, 2018

Monke

reject humanity become monke

MONKE

by yeetamus my bleetamus June 5, 2021