10 minute nut

A orgy for a man that seems to last 10 minutes due to being under the influence of marijuana

I wacked off while i was stoned the other day and i had a 10 minute nut

by Dmessxpress June 3, 2003

13 minute shit

when a kid goes to the bathroom with his headphoneson and staysay in there for 13 minutes you think he's doing a little bit more then pooping

So a kid went to the bathroom with his phone and headphone and you can hear just a little bit clap clap clap and you wonder what it is hmm phone headphones and had been in there for 13 minutes he must be jacking off . parents it's normal and it's called 13 minute shit so get used to it

by Bathroomjokes101 September 22, 2016

five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.

Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

woman's 5 minutes

When women say 5 minutes but it is often longer it is a woman's 5 minutes.

Can also be used to refer to any amount of time that is likely to be much longer than stated up front.

Similar to male 6 inches.

Mary said that she would be ready in 5. Of course that is a woman's 5 minutes so we have time to watch the last quarter of the game.

by CLS 8888 December 16, 2016

Bill Gates' minute

When you are installing an update or a new program, the progress bar says "one minute left" and you sit in front of the screen for five or ten waiting for it to finish....

Hey George, you leavin' or not?
I can't. This POS showed me a minute left in the bar five minutes ago...
It is a Bill Gates' minute!

by Bahamian01 September 2, 2012

5 more minutes

A person usually says this when they were sleeping and got woken up by an alarm or person. They usually don't come after 5 minutes.

"Wake up, (tired person), it's time to go to school." said (person). "5 more minutes!" (tired person) said.

by Ana Rat June 18, 2022

five minute panties

Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.

Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.

by Leopardqueen23 November 27, 2018