DJ Minecraft

The illest playa ever. He has all the diamond swords and console commands.

Guy 1- Its ya boy
Guy 2- Whom'st'd is my boy
Guy 1- Dj Minecraft
Guy 2- WTF

by TheBaronOfReality August 23, 2017

Minecraft Steve

when you mine someone's eyeballs out then twerk on the eyeless dude likes theres no tomorrow

"Hey man! Why'd you Minecraft Steve my gf?"

"Idk i was bored."

by Jung Yeoka June 6, 2022

Minecraft solidarity

when you put a stance of solidarity and working together in video games as a test run for the real thing.
when you causes a revolution "in Minecraft" by creating mass solidarity.

"I'm surprised Minecraft solidarity even works"

by Anarchon March 6, 2021

Minecraft Launcher

The launcher you download when you buy minecraft

Jack: I'm gonna buy minecraft

Liam: Okay! lets play together

Jack: Let me launch the game with the Minecraft Launcher

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ March 13, 2022

minecraft loser

A Minecraft bedrock edition player in a group of Minecraft java edition players

I'm the only person who plays bedrock edition of Minecraft in my friend group, thus I'm a Minecraft loser.

by sucmydik May 14, 2023

Minecraft Logic

A crappy out-of-touch with reality logic from the famous 2009 game, Minecraft. It includes breaking crops when jumping on them, gold tools being the most useless tools in the game, and a portable hell from a very old version of the game which was removed, achieving godspeed with riding a CANOE (it is called a boat in-game) on ice! Not an iceboat, a canoe. Stopping the player from being poisonous, nauseous and all that good/bad stuff that is included in the game just by drinking milk. Plus, it is straight from the cow. Not pasteurized. And also you can get a music disc by making a creeper (an exploding mob in the game) get killed by a skeleton! (Self-explanatory skeleton with a bow) And much more stupid things.

Hey dude, what is the crappiest video game logic you know?
It's the Minecraft logic. There are so many out-of-touch things.

by Arcxxus February 6, 2022

Minecraft Style

When and edible food is thrown into the microwave to cook

“Yo bro, I made those Pizza Rolls dummy quick. Made those shits Minecraft Style”

by The Borax March 31, 2020