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Middle child

The child parents don’t give a crap about until they do something wrong
Person 1: I’m the middle child
Person 2: I’m so sorry
Parent to person 1: who are you?
by THICCCCCCCCPOTATO! January 31, 2020
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Vandeventer middle school

When you hear this name your probably thinking vand-a-what but this school is more than just a awkward word. This schools is populated with ghetto kids, unathletic crackers, and left over Indians from Lawler

At this school be prepared to lose in most sports: including soccer, football, and cross country. The rest of the teams at this school are mediocre. All the elective teachers are crazy, going into an elective class means be prepared for a ghetto person to make a move on the teacher or the teacher says something crazy.
Another thing you should look out for when going to this school is dirty jokes for example a boy tells another boy “I want to suck you off then eat your ass then pound you in the bathroom” this is then followed up with no homo and it’s all good.

Don’t come to this school “ periodttt sis” ,as the ghetto girls would say
vandeventer middle school conversations

Guy 1 your so thicccccc
Guy 2 “ yes I am daddy”
Guy 1 and 2 “no homo”
by Sweatykitty June 5, 2019
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Thanks John Madden

Said to someone that states the obvious. Inspired by famed football announcer and HOF coach John Madden. captain obvious
John Madden: Tom Brady has 49 TDs passes this season and Randy Moss has 22 rec TDs if Tom throws 1 more TD to Moss, Tom will have 50 TDs and Moss will have 23!

Al Michael: Thanks John Madden (under his breath) please die...
by Vishus55 January 2, 2009
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Great Valley Middle School

Where the seventh grade girls act like they’re 17. The football team wins maybe 1 game a year, but they’ll continue to wear their uniforms to school everyday. The only reason any of the students keep going to school is Mr. Wise. People act like their relationships will last forever even though they’re in fucking 6th grade.
Great Valley Middle School was just wasting 3 years of my life.
by usernamenextquestion March 2, 2019
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Farmwell Station Middle School

Farmwell station is located in Loudoun County, which let me just say is the richest county in the country.

Almost every white girl goes to Star Bucks before and after school to get their 90% milk 10% caffeine coffee. They all wear messy buns and probably have a dog wearing vineyard vines with a name of “I’m so rich don’t marry me unless you’re stacked too”.

All the “relevant” white kids have government daddies that are loaded on cash and beach houses worth more than your broke ass.

Not even worth mentioning all the “fights” that are just two non-white kids trynna bitch slap each other, but in the everybody comes out a pussy without a finger laid.

Of course there are the rich indian/asian kids from which I believe the terms “try hard”, “teacher pet”, and “kiss ass” came from.

Last but not least there are the kids who think they are part of every friend group and believe they’re “relevant”, but they are just attention seeking outcasts that are “depressed” and attempt to cause unimportant, “nobody cares” drama.

But one thing all FSMS students have in common is that they blame the teachers for their own extreme levels of stupidity and are constantly on the verge of just simply giving up their “I could use money for toilet paper” lives. But, then again, let's take a moment to remember the creepy tech-ed teacher being caught looking at pornos.

This school is shat.
Creepy Ass Man: "Where can I find all the ugly troll-looking rich kids?""

You: "At Farmwell Station Middle School of course."
by richasskid April 27, 2020
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middle school whore

the most popular girl, who hangs out with the grade above her, and makes out with everyone. The one who grinds every boy at the dance, until each one wants to undress. Hey, if there weren't teachers everywhere, they would!
'dude, why are you sitting down, its a dance?"
"that middle school whore just grinded me for like two hours"
by iainttellingyouwhoiam February 11, 2010
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West Middle School

where fake ass snakes fuck around with a ton of guys. the teachers are on some drugs and are always dick riding everyone. everyone at the school act so fruity and are ode annoying. this school also makes anyone want to commit die.
“yo what school do you go to?”
“ugh west middle school. it sucks ass my dude”
by supkiddies44 January 3, 2019
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