Mia

She is dyslexic. Like super dyslexic. She is the best at being dyslexic. Like if dyslexic was an award, she would win nothing cause she forgot about accepting the award cause she also has ADHD.

And the award to Being Dyslexic goes to Mia! Where’s Mia
She’s dead cause she skateboarded of a cliff.

by Coolio like super coolio December 18, 2023

Mia

Mia, the girl who is crazily obsessed with a short blonde guy that is half of her height. She loves all the attention that she gets, but would complain about every small little thing. She always uses her hands to hit as a joke, but in reality nobody finds it funny. This extraordinarily special girl also owns 10 pounds of chips as always, munching on every food she sees. Even if it's someone else's food, "can I have a bite" is always what she says. She whines if she doesn't get what she wants and gets angry very easily. Mia however, loves the app "Shein". She gets all her clothes and all her essential needs off that app. Calling someone by the name "Mia" is also a very good comeback!

Person : "Where did you get those uggs? They look so good!"
Mia : "Oh they are from Shein."
Person : "..."

Mia *pick me voice teasing boys because she wants attention* : "See I'm taller than you!"
Person : "I'm not dumb your shoes literally gives you like 10 inches."
Mia : "No, I'm taller than you! Stop lying! *Giggles*"

Mia: "Ugh you are so annoying!!"
Person: "Bro at least I ain't Mia."

by sxchraaa December 20, 2023

Mia

That one bitch that is factually an absolute fucking goose.

“Ok”
“DANIELLLL” (in crashout)
“Mia, your a fucking goose”

by 2 dollar coin October 11, 2024

Mia

mia is a girl with small ass tits and a flat ass

“Mia is ugly asf”

by Hehehehehehehhehwhshwhahwh January 28, 2024

Mia

Absolute fucking smash, 10/10

Man: 'Did you see Mia last night?'
Woman: 'I know, gyatt damn!'

by Tawdry_Fucker February 4, 2024

Mia

Mia has massive tits. I haven’t seen them, but I KNOW they’re there!

Person: I just met a girl
Me: what’s her name
Person: her name is Mia
Me: does she have massive tits
Person: biggest I’ve ever seen

by Wh33ze February 13, 2024

Mia

She's the biggest girliest girly girl goddess. a girl who's always being her girly girl self and calls everybody girly. To know who Mia is, just yell "GURL".

Marie-ON

Marie-ange in distance, very far from actual Mia, sending dolphin signals to Mia on another unheard frequency: MIA GURL WHERE YOU AT

Mia: MARIE-ON (blinks once with her two eyes). MARIIIEEE-ON

by cockney777 February 22, 2024