steamy mash

When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.

Oh baby that dick is cold let me warm it up with a steamy mash

by toxicskeeter March 6, 2022

steamy mash

When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.

Oh baby that dick is cold let me warm it up with a steamy mash

by toxicskeeter March 6, 2022

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

Mash

Mobile army surgical hospitals.were emergency hospitals since 2006.thay were replaced by csh.

cash. Need to get to the mash

by Rip.mash October 23, 2022

Drop Mashing

When an overweight girl stands with her bare booty region over a man and drops down so that her boots smacks his face and makes the sound of mash potatoes being flung at a person's face.

When Rita was drop mashing her boyfriend her ass smacked his face so hard I thought they were throwing mash potatoes at the wall.

by K.T.rees May 13, 2022

Keyboard Mashed

Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.

For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"

by Yermy May 11, 2020

making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.

Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019