Skip to main content

dance major syndrome

Dance major syndrome is a fictional disease that is carried by people who pick dance as their “major” at school. This was started at a performing arts school called “MD Robert’s school of the Arts” and “Stilwell school of the arts” At these schools you can pick majors such as Theater, Band, Dance, etc. But it is commonly known amongst dance majors that they walk around the school thinking they are the shit. They will go from being your friend to thinking you are weird. Symptoms of dance major syndrome are posting stop motions with other dance majors, going to skate zone, being in dance (yes this is a symptom), talking to you less and less, and more. If you know someone with dance major syndrome it may not be too late to help. You can try to put some “silly” back in them. This means you can make them a little weird again or you could try humbling them, but just remember it might be too late and it may have already taken over the body.
“Bro I remember when Sally used to hang out with us” “yeah we used to be really good friends. What happened?” “Dance major syndrome bro. Dance major syndrome.”
by imakeinsidejokesonhere February 25, 2024
mugGet the dance major syndrome mug.

major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts
I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!
by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011
mugGet the major smoothie meltdown mug.

Sucks Major French Fries

An expression in which shows disappointment in one's find. Another way of saying this expression is replacing "french fries" with "big mac".
Person one: "Dude, these Twitards are saying that Harry Potter sucks..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."
by -X-Ellen-X- November 10, 2009
mugGet the Sucks Major French Fries mug.

Pong Major Game

Write the names of some majors on 6 to 10 beerpong cups and then play pong with plenty of beer. The last cup is your major.
College Sophmore played Pong Major Game and was hit the "Photo-journalism" cup last and thus obligated to register as a photo-journalism major the next day.
by Frodo086 April 20, 2009
mugGet the Pong Major Game mug.

cordell majors

cordell majors is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. cordell is handsome, very intelligent, athletic, a great listener, and extremely funny. he enjoys memes, video games, football, bowling, bob ross, and porkchops. if you meet cordell, do not take him for granted or you’ll regret it.
i am in love with cordell majors
by s.xdie January 18, 2019
mugGet the cordell majors mug.

major

a scawny, boney, wrinkled neck.
Girl 1: Have you seen Luke with that Major??
by random29492 April 17, 2024
mugGet the major mug.

Major League Swag

Straight Gangster.
Straight Love.
Straight Class.
by L.V. $wagtastic May 24, 2023
mugGet the Major League Swag mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email