Muddle Muscle

1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.

Bartender: I made fucking mojitos all day, my muddle muscle's killing me.

by funniestman February 17, 2015

Mussels Don't got muscles

When a group of mussels have very weak muscles so you decide to point it out.

Bro: Bro these mussels don't got muscles at all they are so weak man.

Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?

Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!

Mussels: WAIT NO NO-

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

dick muscling

to be ruffed up by someone's penis

Some people don't know when to quit dick muscling!

by jetgetswet September 11, 2014

Pussy Muscle

A muscle that has no real world function besides grtting you all the thick pussy

D'juon: My abs are looking so nice today
Duane: Man thats a pussy muscle work out those damn chicken legs

by Undatedshrimp January 09, 2017

Muscle

something you will never have

dam no muscle, get off Fortnite

by najfbc April 04, 2022

muscle pussy

A vagina on a body of substantial muscle. Women bodybuilders, and especially female/trans persons on steroids, create the juxtaposition of masculinity and femininity. A pussy graduates to "muscle" status when it looks like it can put anything that gets close to it in a head lock.

- Wow look at the huge bodybuilder; he must have 22" arms!

- Dude, that's a chick; don't you see that muscle pussy?

by cmusc June 29, 2014

Muscle Striations

One of a group of usually parallel scratches engraved in muscles by a barbell or other exercise agent.

The muscle striations started to form in his shoulders when his body fat percentage was reduced

by 476+21 November 07, 2022