litedallg

literally someone who can’t spell the word literally and only plays emoji pong 🥀

i litedallg cheat when i’m playing the emoji pong game

by da truth 🙏🏿 August 4, 2025

literaloon

Pronunciation: /lit-ə-ˈrɑ -lun/ — lit-uh-RAH-loon
Part of speech: noun (also usable as a verb: to literaloon)

Definition: A person who takes satire/skits literally and angrily attacks the (imagined) target — thereby proving they missed the joke and making themselves look foolish.
Etymology: literal + buffoon/loon.

literaloonery (n.) — the state or behavior of repeatedly doing this.

literalooned (adj.) — having fallen for a skit and reacted angrily.

“That whole comments section is full of literaloonery — they thought the parody ad was real and called for a boycott."

(verb) “She literalooned the sketch and started lecturing the cast — cornball cringe.”

by Lockhoi September 2, 2025

Literary Schizophrenia

When a reader creates meaning in a literary work that never intended said meaning.

The entierty of Leaf Storm by Gabriel Garcia Marquez "if youre making meaning out of Leaf Storm, you're a literary schizophreniac"

by RealAisli September 9, 2025

literal textbook example

A situation or instance that perfectly illustrates a concept or principle, often resembling the straightforward examples found in educational textbooks. This phrase is used to emphasize how directly something aligns with theoretical definitions or expectations.

When she aced the exam despite minimal studying, her success became a literal textbook example of the 'surprising outcomes' section on student performance.

by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025

a literal pine tree

exactly what i typed. also a perfect friend. I love you :)

Person A: wow that’s a literal pine tree

Person B: they make me happy

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019

a literal pine tree

a person who is amazing and good and great.

person a: wow that’s a literal pine tree

person b: i like them so much

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019

A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.

*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"

by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021