Life

Something you’ll never have, sorry to break it to you

((Even i don’t have a life for posting this in 2019))

What am I doing with my life?
Wdym? Where?

by It was a lie January 31, 2019

Life

A brand of cereal that reminds us life is like a box of ceral without a prize

Stan: Want some life
Jeff: whats the point-

by EmberTheWitch666 January 22, 2019

Life

Something people don’t have such as Logan

You have no life

by Like less November 14, 2018

Life

Life is like a video game with way too many people, who each speak a variety of different languages, and through this, naturally form groups in a massive struggle to fuck one another over...

Despite its clear definition in this day and age, most people have nothing to say...

Jim: Hows life?

Jack: Not bad, and you?

by Chillman101 October 1, 2011

life

The living people as a whole. Often cited as quite shitty, but there is a two-step plan in order to succeed:
1. Don't reveal your secrets.

Life is a mixed bag, as in shit, vomit, eye crust, and liquid ass butter.

by TideHighThighs February 1, 2015

life

Something you clearly don't have because you are searching words you must know!

He actually has a life!

by #ONLYAJOKE March 11, 2016

life

Life is death. You die when you live. Everything is nothing and nothing is everything and we are all going to die.

Dad: You should get a taste of life!
Son: Oh god no.

by \|/ January 8, 2017