last-week-ago

at some point in the past. nobody knows when, exactly. at any point.

'hey do you remember last-week-ago when we watched land before time and ate fruit loops at 2 in the morning?'

by edeninoctober April 10, 2021

trump's last name

Similar to Obama's last name, this is a complete mystery to humankind. It is likely we will never truly know trump's last name, although some sects of Trumpers believe it to be 's wall.

You: hey bro, what's trump's last name?

Your friend: idk, I think 's wall?

You: you mean like trump's wall?

Your friend: yeaaaaaahhhh

by PINKB0II October 19, 2020

Last days of school

Last day of school if you like more than one person you have to pick who if you only like one then ask them to do something with you. On your last days of school.

You: hello it’s the last days of school
Crush: hi I can’t wait
You: it’s the last week of school and I was wondering if you want to do something

Crush 💭: who do I pick

Crush: uhmmm sure that sound like fun
You: ok cool let’s go

by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 23, 2021

Last Cup Queen

A person, typically of the female variety, who is the clutch player in the game of Flip Cup or Beer Pong.

Joe: dude, that chick over there is a total Last Cup Queen.
Mike: you mean Ariana?
Joe: no, definitely not Ariana.

by Ari's Mom June 9, 2018

Last Page Spoiler

When you're 20-10 pages from finishing a book, and someone tells you a spoiler that makes not finish the book altogether.

Bobe: I'm so close to finishing the book
Jim: Are you at the part where the doge dies?
Bobe: Thanks for the last page spoiler, fuck you Jim.

by Thar Master March 3, 2016

The first and last word

The first and last word is as follows.... Word.

The first and last Word of the Lord. ... Word

by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018

Effective Last Friday

Term used to refer to someone who has been fired from their job.

Person 1: Where's Ed? I haven't seen him.
Person 2: Oh, you didn't hear? He's an Effective Last Friday.

Person 1: Bummer.

by Bill Tompkins September 11, 2010