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Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.
I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.
by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024
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Carlsbad King Kong

The act of filling your anus or vagina (or both) with your dogs favorite treat and then they have to lick it out.
I was bored last night so I broke out the peanut butter and gave my dog a Carlsbad King Kong.
by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024
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Hong Kong

NOT FROM JAPAN, FROM CHINA
Person 1: Hi ur from hong kong,right? And so ur japanese?
Person 2: NO ITS CHINA IM CHINESE-
by helo i like to eat ur poo March 26, 2024
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Hong Kong Express

When one shits out pieces of egg roll, fried rice and mongolian beef in a gusing river of poo that is faster than when you shoveled it in.
Damn, Boozer had a big Hong Kong Express this morning after a trip to Hong Kong Express last night.
by JB 2025 September 26, 2025
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Koochie kong

When the pussy is so good it makes you beat your chest like king Kong.
by ShaddyArispe82 October 26, 2025
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King Kong

monke, but biiiiig
Guy 1: Yo you know King Kong?
Guy 2: Yes of course, aka Big Monke?
Guy 2: What?
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