Kitchenheimer

A sous-chef to a kitchen Hitler

The assistant chef at Chilis was a Kitchenheimer because he helped the main chef spit in people's food.

by DownWithMoffat July 20, 2016

kitteh

Online usage of the word "kitty" or "cat". Found most often in the context of lolspeak, or in the anthropomorphism of cats in pictures and other media.

OMG I wanna pet teh kitteh!

by kittehz September 9, 2007

kitboy_orb

swaggy person on instagram makes very funny catboy stick figure memes very swag 1000/10

kitboy_orb : catboy fr ~ if you follow me you are sexc

by 8 year old kid April 26, 2021

my titty kitty

This is the feline version of a titty baby, a snuggly pus who loves to stay with their human family.

There is my titty kitty on my feet - Muffy!

by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020

stretch the kitty

Verb: Describes a sexual act involving vaginal penetration. The “kitty”, otherwise known as “pussy” may be “stretched” (spread, expanded, widened, or filled) using a penis, tongue, finger(s), sex toy or other insertable object. When properly executed “stretching the kitty” renders the kitty keeper orgasmic, ecstatic, relaxed and fulfilled.
Stretch the kitty has noting to do with real kitty cats. No real cats were harmed during the creation of this definition.

Guy: Dude, I want tostretch the kitty so badly tonight!
Girl: Tom can stretch the kitty so wide that I can barely walk!

by Gibster805 January 30, 2021

Kitty Drank

Gatorade or any other sports drink, but preferably Gatorade.

Man, I'm so mad that they discontinued the Tiger Wood's Kitty Drank.

I need to buy some more Kitty Drank before I head out to the gym.

by Z-jizzledog September 7, 2010

Kith

Another, Youtube friendly way to say sex. Popularized by the youtuber Wendigoon.

Guy: Hey girl, we should kith later

Youtube: No demonetization

by Infinityquartz April 9, 2021