"Baby baby baby Nooo like baby baby baby nooo thought you'd always be mines mine"๐๐๐๐๐
Juan is a Basic Bitch๐๐
by A_Bean420 February 17, 2020
A sensitive guy who has a dick large enough to wreck Godzillaโs vagina. Know as a โgift from godโ, women and men alike throw themselves at such a perfect creature in hopes that it will take mercy on their soul and have hot passionate rough sex with them.
Look, itโs a wild Juan in its natural habitat! Let me see if it will perform a sexual act in our presence.
by Coxic Sess November 23, 2021
"Juan or two?"
"how many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?" - just Juan
"i hate tacos"-said no Juan ever.
"how many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?" - just Juan
"i hate tacos"-said no Juan ever.
by iloveyoubiiittcchhhh August 06, 2018
A loving person with the name Juan. He is the funniest one of his friends. He is only jealous when a loved one is took in away. He gets lots of attention. He's also very loved.
by Ceezythebreezy April 15, 2018
A little bitch who is always depressed, he never wants to get his shit together and sleeps in closets and on couches.
โHey do you know juan?โ
โThat depressed kid who sleeps in a closet and in his living room?โ
โYeahโค๏ธโ
โThat depressed kid who sleeps in a closet and in his living room?โ
โYeahโค๏ธโ
by stankrat500 June 02, 2020
Juan is a very handsome guy that hit on every girls. Most of the time heโs already in couple but still want to hit it on Friday night. Heโs a total fuckboy but still girls canโt get enough of him thatโs why itโs a circle .
1-Omg I texted Juan last night and he wanted me to send nudes. I totally did it
- I understand I would have done the same thing even if he has a girlfriend
- I understand I would have done the same thing even if he has a girlfriend
by Gingerbread_isthick March 24, 2020