Juan

"Baby baby baby Nooo like baby baby baby nooo thought you'd always be mines mine"๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–
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Juan

The most Basic Mexican name

John but in Spanish
Juan is a Basic Bitch๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚
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Juan

A sensitive guy who has a dick large enough to wreck Godzillaโ€™s vagina. Know as a โ€œgift from godโ€, women and men alike throw themselves at such a perfect creature in hopes that it will take mercy on their soul and have hot passionate rough sex with them.
Look, itโ€™s a wild Juan in its natural habitat! Let me see if it will perform a sexual act in our presence.
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Juan

a name that good looking Mexicans have.
"Juan or two?"
"how many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?" - just Juan
"i hate tacos"-said no Juan ever.
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A loving person with the name Juan. He is the funniest one of his friends. He is only jealous when a loved one is took in away. He gets lots of attention. He's also very loved.
Girl1: have you seen Juan?
Girl2: yeah, he makes me laugh. In fact I'm In love with him
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Juan

A little bitch who is always depressed, he never wants to get his shit together and sleeps in closets and on couches.
โ€œHey do you know juan?โ€

โ€œThat depressed kid who sleeps in a closet and in his living room?โ€
โ€œYeahโค๏ธโ€œ
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Juan is a very handsome guy that hit on every girls. Most of the time heโ€™s already in couple but still want to hit it on Friday night. Heโ€™s a total fuckboy but still girls canโ€™t get enough of him thatโ€™s why itโ€™s a circle .
1-Omg I texted Juan last night and he wanted me to send nudes. I totally did it

- I understand I would have done the same thing even if he has a girlfriend
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