Juan

A little bitch who is always depressed, he never wants to get his shit together and sleeps in closets and on couches.
“Hey do you know juan?”

“That depressed kid who sleeps in a closet and in his living room?”
“Yeah❤️“
by stankrat500 June 02, 2020
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Juan is a very handsome guy that hit on every girls. Most of the time he’s already in couple but still want to hit it on Friday night. He’s a total fuckboy but still girls can’t get enough of him that’s why it’s a circle .
1-Omg I texted Juan last night and he wanted me to send nudes. I totally did it

- I understand I would have done the same thing even if he has a girlfriend
by Gingerbread_isthick March 24, 2020
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A cool and drunk and beautiful Mexican man
Hey vlad just don’t be a Juan
by Juan Untila November 02, 2018
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Man who cuddles then leaves at 7 Am 👎🏻 Looks like a booger overall good guy likes to laugh at homeless people and throw rocks at their heads.
Juan: hey let’s go throw a rock at that homeless person
Person 1: no way man not cool
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is n poes
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person 1- "who's that?"
person 2- "Him? Oh that's Juan"
person 1- "oh he's a horse, on a railing"
person 2- "sick"
by idkdidkdidkd January 03, 2022
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A guy who was voted most likely to date a white girl in high school.
High School Student 1: hey Joshua, who's that brown lad making out with Ashley?

Joshua: thats focking Juan mate

High School Student 1: oh fuck, i'm scared of that guy
by turtle_my_urtle April 06, 2019
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