Juan

Total bitch. He is always fucking around with you and he talks the most shit even though he got no hoes. Sometimes he’s cool but most of the time he’s kinda gay.
“Fucking Juan keeps stealing my shit, the other day he said I was ugly like nigga, the bitch got no hoes!”
by 1.3.4-1 August 11, 2020
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A fatass that caused earthquakes in California and leads a group of fags called killercartel oh and if he talks shit don’t confront him because he won’t be talking his shit he'll say “and so“ and walk away
Juan:*jumps once*
California: EARTHQUAKES
by Onlymesoshutup July 09, 2019
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A fatass that caused the earthquakes in California and leads a Gag group called killer cartel
Juan: * jumps once*
Cali: woah a earthquake!
by Onlymesoshutup July 09, 2019
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Likes to have some nuaghty fun time with black guys
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by I forgot 22 November 22, 2021
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by k3n1a July 11, 2020
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Juan: hey son!
Me: hey dad
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Also known as gay child, he is not Jesus. If he pokes you that means he is trying to rape you. Don't trust him.
Juan is untrustworthy, I blame him for missing teachers and the blood all over their desks
by LivvieLulu September 17, 2018
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