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uncle jose 

the greatest president who mixes spices in the kitchen, go buy him an oof mug, please boi
Carl: Uncle jose make me mac and cheese
Uncle: get your own dang mac and cheese boi
Carl: thank you for your presence
Uncle: good boi good
uncle jose by U!tdm tusks May 21, 2018

Dirty Jose 

A dirty fat boy that wipes peanut butter on his anus and has the neighborhood cat lick it off.
Hey! There goes dirty Jose walking out of Safeway with a jar of peanut butter. We all know what that means. He’s such a dirty Jose!
Dirty Jose by Tim0827379 April 20, 2021

Brandon Jose 

Brandon is a pretty damn cool guy and is a top-notch osu player, he is a extremely sophisticated and talented mathematician,
He takes much pride in his minecraft worlds by always keeping them spick and span! He also has a humongous forehead, he is very bad at cooking and once set my house on fire
Have you seen Brandon Jose play osu?
YEAH BRANDON JOSE IS SUPER GOOD AT OSU
Just a joke
Joselyn is such a joke
Joselyn by Heyyyaaaaa October 12, 2019
the gayest most faggot person in the world loves penis in his ass he owns up to 999 black double dong dildos
Jose E by Jose is the gayest May 14, 2019

Jose Antonio 

A person who thinks is very special and unique, but that in the end is as lame as a butthole
He thinks he's such a Jose Antonio, but he's quite dreary.
Jose Antonio by anommaster June 17, 2009