Dirty Jonathan

When you and your side hoes side hoe get so down and dirty you break not only your ankles with the explosive cum outburst, but you break the sound barrier, and everything you know around you explodes

Broski 1: “Dude I swear to god you remember the holocaust? Yeah some say hitler just had a dirty Jonathan and went psychotic”

Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”

by Cozahr June 01, 2024

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Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer

A teacher / molester who brings sorrow and pain to others around and likes children and favors women

ugh this Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer is so annoying

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Jonathan Felix

He's hot sexy and coin belongs to him not zek. Zek is smelly I am best Jonathan is best he pro

Candice : Who is Jonathan Felix
Dicecan : He is hot and sexy

by Cd | Jonathan July 22, 2021

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Jonathan Pierre Hilton

A sexy rat.

"Damn, Stanford, you see that? That's a real Jonathan Pierre Hilton right there. You should fuck."

by Jon-Lover-26 October 02, 2021

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Jonathan Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He also has a great taste in music. He has an amazing seducing hairstyle, , delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Samuel made me laugh"

"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"

''Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Samuel ''

by ghfyb1234 February 11, 2022

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