jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.

That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.

by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013

Mojave Jon

An American who's white ass ain't afraid of the beasts or the out world of unreality. Straight up descendant of the outlaws of the old west. Hard to look at without crying.

That guy looks like he could peel an apple with his eyes. Looks like Mojave Jon.

by Mo-Danglin May 20, 2014

Jon Veet

Noun. Used as a synonym to the word somebody, anybody, or person/people.
Can also be shortened to "Veet"

"Who were you on the phone with?"
"It was Jon Veet."

by darthveeder October 23, 2014

Jon's dreams

Lots of murdering and sex.

I had Jon's dreams last night.

by ThatFuckingSkrubKiller November 1, 2014

Jon's dreams

Lots of murdering and sex.

I had Jon's dreams last night.

by ThatFuckingSkrubKiller November 1, 2014

sloppy jon

A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.

Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.

by trollishcoworker May 17, 2015

jon cobb

the legend that nails homeruns and smashes hoes out of the park. Jon Cobb is the GOAT and he is a student at Oliver Ames high school.

Jon Cobb hit a dinger in the feast in Long Island

by treva slaya September 15, 2016