Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.
by Christophlak May 28, 2024

Typically white male, probably plays golf or tennis, and follows the outfit formula: T-shirt, shorts, Nike socks with white vans. A “Jared” is most likely an asshole who treats women like shit and says “oh shit my bad”
by Solocupgirl December 9, 2019

by crimsoku September 24, 2021

Jared has a little dick and is tall and he is very dumb and doesn't know what he is doing with his life
by namalada March 7, 2022

by jgpsoccer May 13, 2011

by bubbachub297 April 27, 2023
