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Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.
Dude I have Jared's Ears

Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them

Thanks
by Christophlak May 28, 2024
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Jared

Typically white male, probably plays golf or tennis, and follows the outfit formula: T-shirt, shorts, Nike socks with white vans. A “Jared” is most likely an asshole who treats women like shit and says “oh shit my bad”
Person 1: oh my god why does he treat me like this
Person 2: because, he’s a “Jared”
by Solocupgirl December 9, 2019
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Jared

Jared bowling makes your bowling bawls cream. Super sessy when bowling.
Wow, have you bowled with Jared?! What a sessy man!
by crimsoku September 24, 2021
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Jared

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Jared

Jared has a little dick and is tall and he is very dumb and doesn't know what he is doing with his life
you can use it in a sentence when like you are eating you are jared
by namalada March 7, 2022
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jared perkins

awsome and geart at soccer
friend of all

fisher
by jgpsoccer May 13, 2011
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Jared

Absolute MOG (Man of God), absolute stud, Jared
Jared, what a MOG
by bubbachub297 April 27, 2023
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