Feeling Jeff

Used to describe a feeling of fatness, laziness, smelliness, hungriness, or just fat

Man am I feeling jeff today, i just ate two half pound burritos from taco bell

by Steady Miester Jr. July 22, 2009

Jaffa cake

some 1 who has ginger hair but has dyed it brown, this is the stage inbetween colourings wen the ginger starts 2 grow through!

'Oh my god look at shauns jaffa cake'

by Lauren p March 1, 2007

jaffa cake syndrome

A condition in which the sufferer only indulgences in a certain type of food (or something) and becomes unable to bear the sight of it anymore.Originating from Becca's dad,who ate too many jaffa cakes and doesn't like them anymore.

Becca: I love madeira cake! Do you wan some madeira cake?
Ash: ew! no! I hate madeira cake!
Becca: how could you hate madeira cake?
Ash: I ate too much of it when I was younger
Becca: Oh,you have jaffa cake Syndrome.

by applebottomjeans March 15, 2008

Jeff

Jeff is a caring soul, yes indeedy. He thinks he has tricks up his sleeve, but doesn't realize she had tricks he'd never seen before.

Don't y'all worry, Jeff was paid back 10 fold for everything he's ever done. For some odd reason, he keeps coming back for more though, ugh! I can only bitch slap him so many times...I think he secretly likes it. Sick bastard.

by p'dofftittytat October 2, 2011

jeff foxworthy

The worst comedian ever, who rapes all the children on are you smarter than a fifth grader. AND IS NOT SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER!

"you know you're a redneck when your sister's your mom, and your grandma's your cousin and your neice"
Jeff Foxworthy

by A Silvz February 22, 2009

Jeff Kent

An Asshole Racist RedNeck who betrayed The San Francisco Giants to Play For The Sissy Ass Los Angeles Dodgers}

That Guy on The Reds almost pulled a Jeff Kent.

by Nick Cooper June 20, 2006

Jeff

Jeff is a pice of crap and a wife/girlfriend beater his best frinds name is usually James, Jeff is going straight to hell and should go die in a hole

Girlfriend of Jeff: wow I should leave jeffhe beats me

Friend:yeah you should

Girlfriend of Jeff: you know what nevermind I’m ganna be a stupid bitch and stay with him

by I hate Jeff February 24, 2019