ironic gangster

A person who is very ironic to the point they become the ironic gangster of legend.

Are you the ironic gangster of legend?

by DAVEODD January 15, 2023

Stock iron

A derogatory term used to describe players in the video game Minecraft that are wearing full unenchanted iron armor as opposed to something better such as enchanted diamond armor. It is often used in PvP game modes such as UHCs.

xX_MinecraftGod_Xx (wearing full enchanted diamond armor): lol kill that dude he’s just a stock iron
TryhardLuke72 (also full enchanted diamond): ok lol, brb
Stock iron: *gets absolutely obliterated in 2 seconds by TryhardLuke72’s diamond sword*

by Idc48374927 February 07, 2020

Brandishin iron

To wave your gun.

Often referenced in hip-hip:

So Ghetto

Jigga Man aka - Jay Z & Dj Premo

I put your crew in hard bottoms
The priest is like, "God's got him"
"He never did nuttin to nobody but them boys shot him"
Brandishin iron, outlandish buyin

The Demigodz

Apathy & Celph Titled

Apathy - Verse 3:

I jump in the arena and stand up to the lions

Expand like a DNA strand in man science

Former old scrolls, to gold on Spanish islands

Pirate of the Caribbean brandishin iron

by Stampitch December 08, 2010

iron road

Synonym for railways, call so because tracks used to be made from irons

Trains run on iron roads

Iron roads are fun

Iron roads aren’t always made from iron

by I ❤️ baguette 🥖 September 12, 2021

kettle iron

The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter

Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron

by Mista O August 07, 2006

iron micheal

The art of adding homemade cream to a ladies decreamed breakfast soup.

Linda loved when I iron Michealed her.

by Breakfastsoup July 17, 2017

Iron FUPA

A mix of a woman's pubic hair when it is so massive, it prevents anyone getting inside her, with a abnormally large pubic area where fatty waste is stored.

I can't believe you tried to do "Alexandria the Iron Curtain"

After working out for months Breean lost her Iron FUPA

by Axiomcj March 24, 2011