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Stock iron

A derogatory term used to describe players in the video game Minecraft that are wearing full unenchanted iron armor as opposed to something better such as enchanted diamond armor. It is often used in PvP game modes such as UHCs.
xX_MinecraftGod_Xx (wearing full enchanted diamond armor): lol kill that dude he’s just a stock iron
TryhardLuke72 (also full enchanted diamond): ok lol, brb
Stock iron: *gets absolutely obliterated in 2 seconds by TryhardLuke72’s diamond sword*
by Idc48374927 February 6, 2020
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Iron Maiden

A fake torture weapon supposedly used in the 1600s. It was a vertical coffin designed usually with a face, with spikes on the inside so that when you closed it, the victim would be impaled and bleed out slowly.
We shoved Ben into an Iron Maiden.
by SluggishDevil June 3, 2020
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Ironing the flaps

Sucking on pussy lips so hard the wrinkles come out.
Met a girl at the bar and we went to her place and i was ironing the flaps for her.
by Rylund Guy August 7, 2020
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Wimbling Iron

Any tool which is not a hammer (such as a large spanner), which is used as a hammer. Often deployed in inaccessible places, e.g. when working underneath a car, in the absence of a hammer. Almost the opposite of the Manchester screwdriver
The nut was so tight that it wouldn't undo, so I hit the wrench with a wimbling iron and that loosened it.
by phild January 14, 2013
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Iron Circle

Its a iron circle that is used with leather straps to move a horse's tail up and out of the way so the deed can be done unhindered.
Ned used the iron circle to raise mister ed's tail up and out of the way before giving him the business!
by Thioben December 15, 2011
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iron teat

1. The end of your gun

2. The bullets coming toward your face from said gun
Early Cuyler: "Get the hell off my property, 'less y'all wantin' to suckle on my iron teat"
by jables11 March 14, 2011
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ironic gangster

A person who is very ironic to the point they become the ironic gangster of legend.
Are you the ironic gangster of legend?
by DAVEODD January 15, 2023
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