ten sheets to the wind

1. see also three sheets to the wind, except that the person referred to is in an even more severe state of extreme drunkenness or disarray (implied by the larger number)

2. generally incompetent, disabled, or otherwise out to lunch
1. Holy krumps. Did you see Nate the other night? He was absolutely ten sheets to the wind.

Yeah, no kidding. What an alchie!

2. Jeez, Mitch, what's your problem?

Sorry guys, but after that exam, I guess I'm just ten sheets to the wind.
by hans2663 January 22, 2009
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wind your neck in

Jackson you are being a muppet, sit back down and continue to be average
oi Jacko wind your neck in, or I'll be in there to give you a dry slap
by J July 04, 2003
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suck wind

To breathe in heavily, to inhale through one's nose intentionally after someone farted.
"Woah, that guy just sucked wind! What a sicko!"
by Liam November 17, 2004
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Santa Ana Wind

Santa Ana winds are strong, extremely foul winds. They can range from hot to cold, depending on the prevailing temperatures in region. The winds are known for the that wind that they bring, and are infamous for fanning regional wildfires
We were playing poker when Jessica let go of a Santa Ana Wind in front of the fan. We blame it on the 3 baby back ribs she ate. Very hot and foul. It was like 8 people got farted on at once. It's crop dusting on an another level.
by RJPorsche May 31, 2010
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Gale False Wind

(Political) The act of promising the voting public something they want, just to gain popularity and votes, or simply to use ones own political position for personal gain or financial reward.
"I don't believe they'll ever get that business back off the ground even with his support. Sounds like a load of Gale False Wind to me!"

"Gale False Wind eh?... I hear that's like colic, but much more painful."
by justafan72 May 11, 2017
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Chicago Wind Runner

when you strip down butt naked and run down a freeway while laying a trail of shit behind you that can cause cars to slide off the road.
"hey john did you hear that jonathan and jerome got caught pulling a Chicago Wind Runner last night?"

"man thats insane!"
by Bigpimpin0909 February 25, 2022
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Wisconsin wind tunnel

When a man lays a woman on the bed on all 4's and uses a dental device that is often used to stretch open someone's mouth for dental operations, to stretch out the female or males anal cavity to a width wide enough to fit a bong. From there the man then packs a bowl of that afghan grass and puts it into the bong and lights it, the man will then proceed to take hits from the bong. Sometimes this can also be called wind swapping or ass gassing. This sometimes can also flavour the smoke with the scent or taste of the receivers anal cavity.
"Hey Dad!"
"Yea Nathan?"
"Wanna try a Wisconsin wind tunnel tonight with my new kush?"
"Sure bud!"
by Bigpimpin0909 April 24, 2023
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