Small PP Man

Noun: It's either

1. Someone that Pewdiepie said has a small pp
Or
2. A word used to make fun of someone that has a tiny dick.
Teenage Boy With Humongous Penis: "Look at Jessica's boyfriend, I heard he's a small pp man."
Another Teenage Boy with Humongous Penis: "Yeah he is, Pewdiepie said so."
by Virgin#69 November 21, 2019
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Small brain

Someone who always think of the negative side of everything
Lianne feeds on gossip and keeps on spreading false stories. She has a small brain.
by Queen214 November 05, 2018
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small penis rig

A ridiculously overlifted truck not used for offroading. Identified by having 3' or more of clearance underneath, excessive chrome parts such as steps, grills, cattleguards, wheelwell trim, headache rack, lightbar, rims, smokestacks, a completely spotless or custom paintjob completely bereft of any dust or dirt (belying its entirely non-offroad use), offroad tires, and a trailer hitch dropdown. May also have the brand name spelled out in large decal lettering someone on the truck. Basically a large medical device used to compensate for the infintessimally small size of one's penis.
"Did you see that truck with the 5' lift kit and 30" tires? It didn't have a speck of mud on it, it must be just a small penis rig"
by bitemyshinymetalass December 23, 2009
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small penis rule

A literary device in which a writer inserts a real-life person into their book in a very unflattering way. To ward off a potential lawsuit, the writer gives the character an unfavorable attribute, typically a small penis. That way, the real-life person is unlikely to protest his characterization, because by doing so he would be admitting that he has a small penis.
Shirley had always hated Officer John Lyons, ever since he'd slept with her mother. To get revenge, when she published her latest book one of the minor characters was a man named Officer Jon Lions.

Officer Lions had trouble with the ladies because of his small penis and the fact that he could only stay hard by watching beastiality porn.

Officer Lyons wanted to sue, but couldn't bring himself to do so because everyone on the force would then know he had a small penis.

Once again, the small penis rule worked perfectly.
by Slartibartfast11 March 25, 2011
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small dick energy

When someone has a small dick and tries to compensate with a massive ego
Man Rico is such an asshole, he has small dick energy
by GusTheGhoul3000 October 01, 2019
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GO ON SMALL BEANS

A WAY OF CHEERING SOMEONE ON WHO IS DOING SOMETHING REALLY GOOD
MAN 1 : OMG I GOT A TRIPLE

MAN 2 : GO ON SMALL BEANS!
by CravendaleBoy April 09, 2011
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