Worst Texter Ever

Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"

"Hey do you know who's the Worst Texter Ever is, right?"
"Yes it is Violet "Purple" REDACTED."

by mynameispurple September 25, 2019

Ever Bless

Always enjoying blessedness; blessed for ever.

One thing I know for sure, I am ever bless!

by 340BABY January 30, 2022

Best Boyfriend Ever

justice!

friend: who is that?
me: oh! that’s just the best boyfriend ever!

by anonymous May 2, 2023

most loved person i ever met

most loved person i ever met

most loved person i ever met

by yegtiu June 29, 2022

NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER DAY

Every Tuesday it is officially “NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER ” day.

Me: do you know what day it is?
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!

by Celestine.Integrity March 5, 2024

Best day Ever

The best day ever known to man is February 11th!! If you were born on this day your are everything great!

Bob: Omg this is the best day ever!!

Joe: that’s because your with me and I’m born on February 11th

by 1great2awesome_ October 21, 2019

Cutest person ever in the universe

Finneus is the cutest person ever because they are adorable and are cute in every single way possible

Finneus your the cutest person ever in the universe!

by Forevergore November 19, 2022