california idiot

An idiot from California. Most commonly a bad pizza delivery boy.

He walked back to the car after delivering the pizzas like some kind of California Idiot.

by Wnesbitt October 25, 2009

Idiotitis

Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, hundreds of millions of people have been affected by the disease.

Your best defense: Pimp slap the fucker and run like hell.

Herp: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Derp: I'm fixing the damn sink, what the hell do you think I'm doing?
Herp: Well your not gonna fix it like that.
Derp: O RLY?
Herp: Yeah really the water goes through the drain not the pipes.
Derp: I think you have Idiotitis dumbass. *pimp slap*

by donteverdothisagain July 1, 2012

half idiot, half moron

1. Someone who is so dumb that using idiot or moron wouldn't be enough to fully get across the point of how stupid they really are

1. The only way to describe you would be to combine idiot and moron, ergo you are half idiot, half moron

by Naiin May 11, 2008

Idiot in chief

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is America’s idiot in chief.

by MAGA for real. September 4, 2018

World's Biggest Idiot

Ryan Homan - He is known by many to really be the World's Biggest Idiot.

"Hey see that guy in that store?"

"Oh yea thats Ryan Homan the World's Biggest Idiot."

by Jwres505 November 10, 2008

idiot

A person who occupies a position or opinion opposing your correct one.

People who think x are idiots.

by Killing Kittens June 4, 2004

idiot magnet

My blonde hair, blue eyes and banging body always ends up attracting idiots.

Time to wear a hoodie, I just need to cover my idiot magnet!

by NAL December 1, 2013