Hippo-Crite

erika

She’s such a Hippo-Crite!

by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025

hippocrite

A “hippo”crite is someone who calls people fat when they themselves are obese. Bonus points if it’s behind their own friends back!

(Hippocrite) Erika: She is a fattie that always eats
R2: Girl like you don’t?!

by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025

Hippo Sacking

Hooking up with the fat chick so your friend can fuck the hot girl

I can't go out again, I'm still recovering from hippo sacking for Riley last night

by Tbeam May 24, 2025

Hippo Campus

When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.

Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."

by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025

the hippo song

the hippo song is a sound during any sexual activity, but sounds like a hippo being violently slaughtered.

when joe beats off he sings the hippo song, and the neighbors are beggining to complain.

by GIANT(in my pants?) October 9, 2008

sassy hippo

A fat black chick with the orgasm, with big tits.

"O my god, I feelin sassy hippo right nao"

by pakyu123 January 27, 2015

Hungry Hippo

A sex act ,involving the man laying on top of the woman in the 69 position with his balls in the womans mouth . She then proceeds to jam her thumb in the mans asshole rapidly causing him to lunge forward ; mouth open towards her pussy like a Hungry Hippo.

That woman wore my asshole out playing Hungry Hippo last night!!!!

by Slobby Robbie November 14, 2015