horn rimmed glasses

similar to beer goggles, horn-rimmed glasses are what you have on when you think someone is very attractive, but it's just because you're really horny. originated from the victoria college campus at the university of toronto, where the students are 70% female.

"Girl, you totally had your horn rimmed glasses on last night. That guy you hooked up with is definitely not a 10."

by MMCJ September 15, 2014

Gibby Horne

He is really cool and all the best looking ladies love him. He is intelligent and wears a backwards hat. Haters like Riley are jealous of this awesome boy. He is also an awesome friend. :)

Gibby Horne is the best person alive!

by 12StepKid May 23, 2019

Rusty French Horn

To eat a girl's ass while fingering her as if you were cupping a french horn while playing it.

I did the Rusty French Horn after the Opera.

by Kilowog1 April 25, 2008

mexican french horn

Term for leaf blowers, such as those used by gardeners.

Wow, it's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here already. I hear the Mexican french horns.

by dannyb December 24, 2007

Darryl Van Horne

He gets to you. He's dark and dangerous, and exciting and mysterious. He arrives on a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirrs up sex and trouble.

gotta love him.

Joanna: Did you hear about the guy who just bought the mansion?

Roxy: Ya, I heard his name is Darryl Van Horne. Hes hot and rich.

Kat: Perfect.

by Karmas UH byotch January 17, 2010

Van Horne Smuggler

An act of which bestows high honor among an individual. One person places their fecal matter into a small box and then hides said box in the luggage of the person top be honored. The person honored unknowingly takes the box with them on an international flight where the person who originally placed the fecal matter box will jump out and scream "smuggler". The pilot of the flight then comes out and performs anal on the person smuggling the turd and then the person must eat the turf in front of the audience and be honored.

Kevin loved the van horne smuggler.

by IBSGRB4588 March 9, 2019

alaskan bugle horn

The sexual act where a female performs oral sex on a male. Upon male ejaculation the female pushes the semen out of her nostrils in a solid stream.

It was obvious that Greg has recieved an Alaskan Bugle Horn as Janet had semen streaming from her nostrils.

by The Purple Flute April 22, 2017